never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
everyone that you’ve ever met is actually just arnold schwarzenegger dressed up in a costume. he is trying to prove once and for all that he is a good actor, and since i’m guessing you didn’t know this fact, he is one. you and arnie are actually the only two people on the world who have ever existed. even i am arnold.
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
All new episode starts soon! Walk it out.
I love my job
I lost my job